He’s bouncing all the bricks up off his head If he takes another hit he’ll wind up dead Sliding down the flagpole once again Wondering when all of this will end Sorry Mario but you must be mistaken Must be all the mushrooms you’ve been takin’ You won’t find the princess here She’s far away in another lonely castle You must think that all us toads are assholes Please try not to shed a tear You’ll find her one day, have no fear All the levels start to look the same He’s feeling like it’s all just one big game Fire flowers start to lose their taste How many more lives will he have to waste? Sorry Mario but you must be mistaken Must be all the mushrooms you’ve been takin’ You won’t find the princess here She’s far away in another lonely castle You must think that all us toads are assholes Please try not to shed a tear Because you’ll find her one day yet She’ll be so greatly in your debt So keep on stomping turtle shells Cuz if you don’t, the princess dies, and you’ll burn in hell Sorry Mario but you must be mistaken Must be all the mushrooms you’ve been takin’ You won’t find the princess here She’s far away in another lonely castle You must think that all us toads are assholes Please try not to shed a tear Sorry Mario but you must try again Don’t you know the game? It never ends You won’t find the princess here Bowser Koopa’s got an endless string of castles Sorry that we put you through the hassle Please try not to shed a tear You’ll find her one day have no fear

He’s feeling so misunderstood He’s lost among the woods He hopes the wind will take him away He lives in peace among the elves No more dungeons left to delve No enemies to stand in his way His heart cannot contain the pain And Zelda’s driving him insane His tunic does not fit the same It’s been too long, he can’t go back And if he did, what would he attack? He found the triforce and he rescued the princess He saved the world and now his life’s a mess Ganon is dead, wished he’d been killed instead He knows what he has done is for the best Still he wishes he had gone... On that second quest, the second quest Was it for the best? Was it for the best? That second quest, second quest He’ll never rest, until he goes on that second... He feels like he’s the missing link In the sand he starts to sink The rupees cannot ease the sorrow He’s feeling sorry for himself Sword and shield rust on the shelf He hopes that he won’t see tomorrow He thinks the old man must be right He only lives to see the fight But there’s no monsters left in sight No more Octorocks, no more Pols Voice He’s killed them all, did he have a choice? He found the triforce and he rescued the princess He saved the world and now his life’s a mess Ganon is dead, wished he’d been killed instead He knows what he has done is for the best Still he wishes he had gone... On that second quest, the second quest Was it for the best? Was it for the best? That second quest, second quest He’ll never rest, until he goes on that second quest

I don’t wanna alarm you But I am not the boy I used to be I don’t wanna harm you But you have made me into a killing machine Destroying every robot in my path I made Dr. Wily feel my wrath Now I can’t stop with the bloodbath With my arm cannon and electric shock My flamethrower and my two-ton rocks There’s nothing left for you or me to do Cuz there’s a megamaniac after you I don’t wanna hurt you But violence is the only thing I see I used to stand for virtue But now I ain’t got nothing to believe You gave to me the body of a boy Then you programmed me to kill and to destroy Won’t you look again at your little toy With my freeze ray and explosive bombs My cut blades made me too damn strong Dr. Light, your time is surely through Cuz there’s a megamaniac after you I don’t wanna alarm you But I am not the boy I used to be I don’t wanna harm you But you have made me into a death machine Killing every human in my path Now it’s time I made you feel my wrath I don't wanna stop with the bloodbath With my steel body and my broken mind There’s no good left in me to find I guess there’s nothing left for me to do But for me to come after you Death at the hands of your boy in blue I learned from you to kill It’s gonna be a thrill To watch you die You must be so proud of your son now There’s no more robots left to send Your time is at an end Now you die, Oh, what have I done? And what the hell have I become? I’ve done wrong, now I know It’s time for me to go There’s no place in this world for a megaman There’s no place in this world for a megaman

I was only seventeen Breaking out onto the scene People said I was too small But I was gonna show them all I’d fight my way up through the ranks Without one word of praise or thanks But Doc said he would take me far He said “Stick with me kid, you’ll be a star.” Training in my pink sweatsuit For me the crowd began to root Glass Joe fell with just one punch Von Kaiser's bones I felt go crunch Piston Honda was all talk I moved too quick for him to block Flamenco was a sissy boy Every foe I met I did destroy Hippo lost, he was too fat That Tiger guy spun off the mat I stopped Bald Bull in his tracks And Soda drank too many six-packs Sandman he went right to sleep And Super Macho Man did weep Running hard behind Doc’s bike I fought my way right up to Iron Mike Then Doc he told me that I’d be needing something more Something to make me stronger than I’d been before He took me to a place where the chicks are cheap and the drugs are free I walked right in Stuck the needle in my skin Now I’m out of luck I never should have joined... The Nintendo Fun Club The drugs Doc gave me made me tough But still it just was not enough I held strong till the second round Then Tyson beat me to the ground He cracked my teeth and bit my ear So I went to get more cream and clear I vowed there’d be another fight Only this time Mike would surely feel my bite But that rematch never came And I would never be the same I took too much, I took too fast My fighting days were in the past I tore my groin and ripped my calf My testicles, they shrunk in half I knew that I had lost my health But hey at least I still had all that wealth Then Doc he stole from me everything that I had earned He left me with nothing but a pair of gloves and a lesson learned Now that I’m old and broke, I’ve only one thing left to say To reach your goal Don’t you trust another soul Lay off the drugs And never, ever join... The Nintendo Fun Club

I wanna shoot the dog in the face I wanna shoot the dog in the face I don’t wanna shoot the ducks, I don’t give a flying fuck I wanna shoot the dog in the face I’m gonna shoot the dog in the face I’m gonna shoot the dog in the face I don’t wanna shoot the ducks, but I’m always out of luck When I try to shoot the dog in the face Cuz he is always laughing at me When I try to take him out Don’t he know his day is coming soon He always makes an ass out of me I just want to scream and shout One day my zap will spell his doom Verse 2 I wanna beat the dog till he dies I wanna beat the dog till he dies When he pops out of the grass, I’m gonna beat his ass I wanna beat the dog till he dies I’m gonna beat the dog till he dies I’m gonna beat the dog till he dies I’m so sick of his sass, just let me beat his ass I can’t wait to beat the dog till he dies Cuz he is always laughing at me When I try to take him out Don’t he know his day is coming soon He always makes an ass out of me I just want to scream and shout One day my zap will spell his doom

Every time I look up there’s another guy ahead of me Someone with a faster bike, he’ll always find a place in the top three I know I’ll never win that way I’m gonna build my own excitetrack today I’m living off the track now Heading in the wrong direction I’m never gonna back down Helmet offers no protection I'm gonna win my own race Excitebiking at my own pace It doesn’t make much sense, I don’t care Building jumps that lead to nowhere Arrows pointing straight into the mud I’m covered in a mix of sweat and blood Ain’t no more times for me to beat I’ll race until I overheat I’m living off the track now Heading in the wrong direction I’m never gonna back down Helmet offers no protection I'm gonna win my own race Excitebiking at my own pace Coming up on the end No more places for the track to bend Taking off on one last jump Racing until my heart makes its last thump I’m on the final turn I’m gonna crash and burn I’m living off the track now Heading in the wrong direction I’m never gonna back down Helmet offers no protection I'm gonna win my own race Excitebiking at my own pace I’m living off the track now I’m never gonna back down I’m gonna win my own race Biking at my own pace

Loving hands and a longing stare, I look your way I wanna be with you, I’m stuck here in a zoo But I escaped to show you just how much I care I took you away I wanna be with you, there’s nothing I can do, My plans are falling through You took this stubborn monkey’s heart and broke it right in two You are my one and only Can’t seem to win your affection No bananas to earn your smile And now I’m lost and lonely Standing on the girder of rejection I thump my chest and wail to no avail Thought we had made a connection Now I’ve lost all direction Climbing building endlessly Nothing but good intentions Derailed by my inventions I feel the pain barrel down on me I wanna be with you There’s nothing I can do I love you can’t you see I wanna be with you There's nothing I can do My plans are falling through There’s nothing for a stubborn ape like me left to do Your boyfriend’s come to take you away I don’t know what you see in him With his suspenders and double chin Climbing up he’s come to save the day I know my time is coming soon And it won’t be long till I fall to my doom They’ll build a shrine in front of my tomb All for you, Pauline Thought we had made a connection Now I’ve lost all direction Climbing building endlessly Nothing but good intentions Derailed by my inventions I feel the pain barrel down on me I wanna be with you There’s nothing I can do I love you can’t you see I wanna be with you There's nothing I can do My plans are falling through There’s nothing for a stubborn ape like me left to do I wanna be with you There’s nothing I can do My plans are filling through

I made it up the stairways I turned away Medusa’s gaze Now I all can see is purple haze In the ground is where I’m stuck Now I’m out of limbs and out of luck Ever since the eggplant wizard struck He caught me by surprise I’m lost in this vegetable guise I can’t escape My bow lies in disrepair The angels are unaware They think I’m there for them to eat Why can’t they see? I am an eggplant Fallen under awizard’s chant I need to break the spell My life’s a living hell I made it through the heaven’s gate Cheating death and tempting fate Now I’m part of an eggplant souffle Crossed the over and the underworld Now I’m being tossed around and swirled Upon a salad fork I’m turned and twirled I’m falling into a pit Of despair as I’m being bit Bit by bit I’m looking with all my hearts For a feather or crystal shard Anything to turn me from ridiculous To Kid Icarus I am an eggplant Fallen under awizard’s chant I need to break the spell My life’s a living hell

I watched you fly to outer space I watched you crawl into a ball and roll away I wanna know if my love you’s in vain You hide your heart as try to kill the brain You drove a beam into my soul I had no idea you that you could be so cold One day I hope to ease your hate Here on Zebes or SR-388 I wish you would have stayed I can give you so much more than Ridley and Kraid I’ll fill the void No more Metroids So take away the pain you’re hiding now Let me take a look inside and I’ll show you that you're meant to be with me In another time and place Could I ever see your face? Would you show me what you hide behind the mask? If I put in the right codes Would you take off all your clothes Will you give me all your love or will you kick my ass? Will you kick my ass? Dare I ask? You’re heading deep into the caves I watched you bomb your way right through the maze You can’t keep hiding from your fate Running from my arms, another great escape I wish you would have tried I know that you feel the same way deep inside I’ll bring you joy No need to destroy So let me take a look into your eyes I’ll wash away the bitterness and lies I’ll show you things your visor cannot see In another time and place Could I ever see your face? Would you show me what you hide behind the mask? If I put in the right codes Would you take off all your clothes Will you give me all your love or will you kick my ass? Will you kick my ass? Will you kick my ass? Dare I ask?

We were brothers Relying on each other Trying to save the world from aliens I took the high road You used the cheat codes Trying to prove yourself, that you're number one You took the last shot Now you know that you’ve got Everything in life that was meant for me You’ve got the fame now I’ll never be the same now Cuz there’s no more glory left for me We made it through the jungles and the caves If it weren’t for me, you’d still be there I saved your life, not like you care I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Vile Falcon’s in my head I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Now I wish that you were dead I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Vile Falcon’s in my head I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Now I wish that I was dead We were a team What the hell does that mean After all the things you’ve said and done You took the credit Now I know I bet it Feels good thinking you’re number one You stole my last life So you could stick the knife Into the Falcon’s vile heart My mind’s spinning around Thoughts are going up down Left and right and B A start We made it through the snowfields and the maze Now for you the people cheer If you know what’s best, you won’t come near I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Vile Falcon’s in my head I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Now I wish that you were dead I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Vile Falcon’s in my head I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Now I wish that I was dead I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Vile Falcon’s in my head I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Now I wish that you were dead I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Vile Falcon’s in my head I’m seeing red, I’m seeing red Now I wish that I was dead